Has your toddler ever said anything in public that made you want to crawl into a hole and hide?

Question

I have a soon-to-be 4 year old who repeats EVERYTHING she overhears, usually at the worst possible time LOL. Tell me about your moment...

Answer 1

My two-year-old son loves all things contruction and before he could say "backhoe" he called every construction vehicle a "hoe." I was mortified when in a store, near a couple of other women looking at children's clothes and toys, when my son started yelling and pointing toward the women, screaming "Hoe! Mommy! Hoe! Hoe!" Of course I knew there was some sort of digger toy next to them but I'm sure they thought I was teaching my son to call other women "hoes." Yikes! :)

Answer 2

My son is five and he has said some things that make me turn red and want to run...lol.  Once we were in a check out line and ther was the cutest little baby.  I was talking to it and he was three and he said so seriously there is something wrong woth that baby.  the Mother came up to us and looked at her baby thinking that something happened.  I asked my son what he was talking about and he said that baby is brown and it must have been burnt really bad.  I it was so awfull.  The lady laughed thank god and I told her I was sorry and went home and explained that people are of all colors to him.  You never know what they are going to say it is scary even now taking him in public.  Just the other day he said that lady keeps looking at me and smiling.  I said let it go Jake, and he said well if her wants to be my friend to bad she is to old.  I got down to his ear and told him to knock it off and he let it go.  I know the women heard him, but she didn't say anything.  Kids they are funny sometimes.

Answer 3

I was standing in the check out line at the super market with my 3 year old niece, and there was a man infront of us with cornrows in his hair that then went into braids down his back.  Well my niece says (very loudly) "Tia, that guys got snakes in his hair!"

Answer 4

My daughter at the time was 2 and we were in Wal Mart. I was getting a card and elderly lady was standing by us looking at cards also. My daughter turns to me and says, "Mommy, that lady is tooting!" The women was in fact "tooting", but it was just so embarrassing!!

Another time my husband, daughter, and I were shopping in Babies R Us shopping for cribs and this man had his pants really low with his boxers hanging out started walking towards us. My daughter was 2 1/2 and she says when he got close enough, "Excuse me Mr. you need to pull up your pants! I can see your underwears!" And she started laughing her head off. I couldn't help but laugh, neither could my husband! It was hilarious, but I was embarrassed for the man!

Kids are just the funniest things!

Edit:

The women that was talking about her son that said hoe instead of backhoe reminded me of my little brother Justin. When he was 3, he was in love with trucks, he couldn't pronounce his tr's though, and used f. Instead of saying truck, he would say f*ck. So once when I was 19 (he was 3) I took him out to get away from the house and went to the park. We were walking around the park and right when we were around a group of mothers, Justin pointed at a truck and started yelling, "F*CK! F*CK!" I was so embarrassed!

Answer 5

I have a couple. Once, when my daughter was in a public restroom with me, the lady in the stall next to us was obviously doing her business, and my daughter made repeated statements about how bad it smelled in the restroom and how someone must be having a big poopy. another time, she was not behaving at all, and I had threatened her a few times that if she didn't shape up, we were going to go to the restroom and she was going to get a spanking. After numerous threats, I knew I better follow through, and the whole way there she was screaming at the top of her lungs, "mommy, please don't beat me!" over and over again. I was so mortified that I just left the store!

Answer 6

I was with my babysitter at the grocery store, and she had her 3 year old grandson with her. In the checkout line, her grandson shouted "LOOK GRAMMA SHIRLEY! It's a black person! Didn't their mommy ever tell them to use soap?" She went white and we got out of the store as fast as possible.

Answer 7

My son is 28 months and I took him to go get pictures done a week ago .. I was in the bathroom getting him changed, fixing his hair and making a big deal about his pictures. There was some ladies that came into the bathroom and he started pointing at the door saying "Mommy, b*tchers! No B*tchers mommy" I of course appologized and told him he meant Pictures.

Answer 8

oh wow SO many. but one time we were hanging out with Friends and my daughter was imitating her father and brother and someone asked what about mom how does mom sound. She  yelled" GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW" with her hands on her hips then said" LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU" I laughed then stopped her right there and gave her a big hug and sent her away to play. Everyone just looked at me and laughed wow mom your mean. I was so embarrassed.

Answer 9

bugger, daddy was a good one.

Answer 10

oh the last one reminded me of a neigbor's child who was very very interested in princesses, but pronounced it wrong -- 'pin-iss".  She would be all dolled up and say 'don't I look like a p*nis?"  hahahah

mine have done stuff too, but i repress it.  lol

Answer 11

My 3 yr old daughter wanted to know who the 'man' walking down the road was, I asked her what man not seeing one and as this very butch, scary, big enough to hurt me, woman walked past she said "that man mummy!!" pointing at the woman!  I said nothing and kept walking!!!

Could have died there and then!! lol

Answer 12

My 6 year old told her uncle "I don't like you because you're not a (my last name)".    He's the only child from a previous marriage of my MIL, and somehow my daughter thought it would be funny to tease him about that.  What it really did was start a huge fight between him and his mother.  I'm still not sure how she even knew that.  She may have overheard someone say he's visiting his biological father but I doubt she knows what that even means.