Have a funny joke to spare?

Question

Must be less than 30 words and must be appropriate for ages under 12.

I need some REALLY funny jokes. But keep it short.

Example:

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because it would look silly if they had a glove compartment!

(Yes I already asked this but I did not get what I was looking for.)

Answer 1

why did the chicken cross the road?

- to get to the other side.

always works for little children, i don't get why they laugh but hey. (:

Answer 2

Teacher: What’s the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letter.

Q. What did the frog order at McDonald’s?

A. French flies and a diet Croak.

Q. What button won’t you find in a tailor’s shop?

A. A Belly button!

Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?

A: Wavy!

Q. How did the farmer fix his jeans?

A. With a cabbage patch!

Answer 3

http://jokes.comedycentral.com/joke_of_d...

http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.a...

Answer 4

Why didn't George Washington's dad punish him when he chopped down his dad's Cherry tree

Because at the time his father wasn't on top of the tree

or

Because Washington still had the axe in his hand  

Answer 5

why did the first monkey fall out of teh tree?

cuz he was chasing a bannana  

why did the second monkey fall out of the tree??

cuz he was dead!

Answer 6

Why'd Tiger look in the toilet?

He was trying to find Pooh.

xD

Knock Knock

Who's there

I'm a piece of

I'm a piece of who?(sounds like poo)

Don't be so hard on yourself buddy

Answer 7

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

Answer 8

i have some funny jokes but there not appropriate

Answer 9

you'' momma is so ugly when she went to starwars tryouts they said sorry no profesionals

Answer 10

ummm

my favourite (i love stupid jokes because i'm waaayyy too immature) =

why did the girl fall off the swing?

she had no arms!

what do you call a french man in sandals?

philippe philoppe

what's long, yellow and fruity?

an apple in disguise

hahaha :D

♥

Answer 11

knock knock

whos there?

my panther

my panther who?

my panther (pants) are falling down

Sorry if it was long but its funny