and says, 'Noah , I want
you to make me a new Ark'.Noah replies, 'No probs
God, anything you want after all you're the guv'...
'But God interrupts, 'Ah, but there's a catch.
This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, . . I
want 20 decks one on top of the other'.'20
DECKS!', screams Noah. 'Well, OK , whatever you
say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like
last time?''Yep, that's right, well . .. sort
of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with
fish', God answers.'Fish?', queries Noah
'Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I
want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling -Carp!'Noah
looks to the skies. 'OK God , let me get this right,
you want a New Ark?''Check'.'With 20 decks,
one on top of the other?'.'Check'.'And you
want it full of Carp?'.'Check''Why?'
asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting
to the end of his tether............
(keep going - it's worth waiting for........)
'Dunno', says God, 'I just fancied a
Multi-Storey Carp Ark'.
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