What is the IOC waiting for? I mean, the Chinese gymnasts are obviously 100% underage. We and Bela Karolyi have mastered the skill at telling someone's age just by looking at them. I mean how else could they have won so many golds, which is unlike Phelps who won so many golds at swimming and surely has never once cheated. Sure, our gymnasts stumbled quite a few times, but it is more important to focus on the issues of cheating. Plus, all the international judges were biased and conspiring against us. It must be they are still holding a grudge against our War in Iraq, lying about WMDs, human right abuse in Guantanamo Bay, water boarding torture, faking of intel documents, blah, blah... Old news.
I guarantee that when the Olympics is held somewhere else other than China, we will 100% win the Woman's Gymnastic Event unless of course UK bribes the judges and causes us to lose again.
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