Have they proved a 'theory of everything' yet? What's taking them so long?

Question

I bet the people at CERN are just sitting around drinking tea all day, wolf-whistling at blondes as they walk by the site.

Answer 1

Scientists are procrastinating because if the come up with such a theory, they will be out of work.

Answer 2

are you a fool?

Answer 3

Why don't you go help them if you are so dissatisfied?

Answer 4

A theory of everything is a complex matter and an answer will not be reached by a simple equation. If you think it is simple get a Masters' Degree in Physics and research the matter, I can guarentee you shall find no answer.