Have you already chosen the punishment for the first nimrod who gives you a ShamWow towel for a gift?

Question

Have you already chosen the punishment for the first nimrod who gives you a ShamWow towel for a gift?

Answer 1

I never get "as seen on TV" gifts.  Must be nice.  The only thing I've ever wanted out of life is The Clapper.

Answer 2

Sure. They are getting a precious moments statue.... hahahahaha!

Answer 3

A hug?  I actually want a ShamWow towel.

Answer 4

My nephew (5) while watching that commercial asked for a pen and piece of paper to write the number down so my sister-in-law could buy it. He thought it was awesome! He did the same with the roll out pre-seeded garden (flowers). (He likes shopping apparently or attention while the adults are watching the "boring" TV) I thought it was cute and weird that he took that much of an interest in the flowers. Other than that I could use more cleaning supplies, but as a gift I'd probably not appreciate the sentiment. I'd consider returning the favor of their generosity with some fruit cake! Who eats that stuff?

Answer 5

Hey those things work, trust me i gor 1 or 2

Answer 6

i want one.

i'm sorry.  

haha

Answer 7

I thought they were kind of cool. (hangs head in shame).

Answer 8

Bahah they are so gonna get that Headon! (apply directly to the forehead) and they'll ask what it's for and you ferociously beat them with the ShamWow towel! ^_^

Answer 9

I'm fairly certain Victorian women used a towel much like the ShamWow as a monthly hygiene product.  

Answer 10

Yep... I'm giving 'em this.

http://www.eggstractor.net/

Answer 11

i want that weird egg thing that makes your feet beautiful - i may do dirty things with it.

Answer 12

I wonder how much it can soak up when inserted into the nether regions

Answer 13

That's funny you should ask, because the first time I saw that commercial, I said to myself, "My mom is totally going to buy two of those and give me one."

My punishment will be to put it with the rest of the infomercial stuff she's given me over time (though I have to admit I use some of it).

Answer 14

Wet one corner, snap at tender areas.