My suggestions: stuff it down the mines in Cornwall - the houses are subsiding there because of all the mines running under the ground. Save Cornwall - shaft your rubbish!
Then in light of global warming and the rising seas, I'd use the mountains to extend our coast and build mountains of rubbish in their place! Naturally, with a coating of cement, covered with soil in which to grow indigenous plants. See! Rubbish isn't all bad?
I'm a bit bitter and twisted because they've refused to empty my bin - too full.
What are your suggestions?
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