Have you ever been fired?

Question

What did you do to get fired? How did you react when you got fired? Did security have to remove you from the premises?

Answer 1

i am only 13 and jobless

Answer 2

same here...13...jobless...luvin it...lol

Answer 3

Yes. I didn't perform well enough. Was slacking. I was happy i got fired because i was so tired working for that job. Nope. they just told me that i didn't have to come for the next day.

My friends got fired too. Haha. 2 of them with me.

Answer 4

is this a joke? is it a riddle? cuz its in the catergory of jokes and riddles...

pshh

Answer 5

Yep, I couldn't get to work in the middle of a blizzard and because I work in the healthcare field, they could fire me. No, security refused to escort mr out when they found out the reason I was being fired. I pulled the old gag from Halfbaked on them , and it felt really good!  I looked at my boss and said F**K you, at her assistant, F88K you, at the personnel director, F**k you, at security, You're cool, back at the boss F**k you I'm out! and left, my friends who still work there said I'm a sort of a mini legend there!