Have you ever been kicked off your school's team?

Question

I have once, and I'm having a bit of a hard time getting over it. The story goes a little like this.

I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. “You don’t have to tell me,” I said. “I’m off the team, aren’t I?” “Well,” said Coach, “you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you’re wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times.” It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that’s when I felt the handcuffs go on. How should I cope?

Answer 1

i didnt even really read any of that....

Answer 2

i feel you dude. i kinda had the same thing happen to me. there just isn't a good way to cope with something like that. its hard.

Answer 3

Thank you Jack Handey for those Deep Thoughts.

Answer 4

congratulations?

Answer 5

Cute.  Stupid but cute.