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Have you ever been to a therapist?

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Wee Shuggie is in a terrible state and goes to see a private therapist, too terrified to go to a doctor in case they declare him mad!

"So how can I help?" asks the therapist

"It's like this, Ah've started getting these fears at night, and they are getting worse! I keep thinking somebody is under the bed, so I go down under it to look and no-one's there, immediately, my brain tells me there's somebody on top of it and this goes on all night - under - top - under - top. It's driving me mental!"

The therapist thinks for a bit and says, "I am positive I can cure you of this."

"Oh great!" says Wee Shuggie

"Now, I want you to come and see me twice a week for the next six months for a two hour session each time." says the therapist making some notes

"And how much will that be?" asks wee Shuggie

"£60 per session" the therapist informs him

Shuggie leaves, troubled at the thought of all that money and goes for a consoling drink at his local.

The therapist never sees wee Shuggie again, until one day months later he bumps into him in the street. He is surprised to see him look so well, not the sleep-deprived maniac he had last seen

"Why did you never come back?" he asks Shug

"At £60 a pop, twice a week for six months? You must be kidding! The barman at the local cured me for a tenner!"

"How on earth did he do that?"

"He told me to buy a saw and cut the legs off the bed!"

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  1. Never been to a therapist , but I have been a bartender and I hope I gave out good advice as well. That was a good solution.  


  2. Yeah its fun

  3. My mom has, she believes she's Obsessive Compulsive.

  4. NO - but I've gotten involve in certain activities for the therapeutic value - joining the Army was one of them, long time ago.  

  5. HA HA - Love it - here I was all serious to answer a question about therapy and you caught me by surprise. It goes to show most people just want a straight answer to there problems

  6. nice one ............might have done better in jokes and riddles section thou.

  7. A very good 'un.

  8. Great Suzie - really great - loved it.  Thanks for a good laugh!

    Have a star!             CJ

  9. Good advice.

  10. Ha ha ha ha -- I love it.

    I am a counselor...that is too funny.  

  11. Wow!!   I never would have guessed.

  12. Thanks so much Suzy.  always there when I need a laugh!!!

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