Have you ever called up an airline to complain, and ended up getting a guy like me...?

Question

...who after almost 15 years of kissing your oz, listens very well to your very heart-breaking flight experience complaint, and then (knowing I can not be reprimanded in any way at this point) responds very sympathetically to your endless diatribe of namby pamby wambiness by saying...

"I'm so sorry that flight attendant pursed her lips at your when you asked her to change the diaper on your baby, but her primary job is your "in-flight safety, and I highly recommend you do not pursue this line of namby pamby complaint, because quite frankly...it's 3:00 a.m. in the morning, and I personally feel that you need to "move on" with your life, and chalk this whole complaint scenario to your being a stupid beach...?"

Answer 1

NO!  I never had a chance!

BTW,  why don't you apply to Yahoo for Complaint Manager's job.  With your kind of experience you could be The Guy...and then I'll start complaining just for your reactions!

Think about it!!!  (And don't call it quits here on saturday!)

Answer 2

Can't say I've ever needed to complain......

OH! I had to one time about my friend's luggage getting lost when he visited from Germany, and I got someone who could barely speak English! I mean, no offense to anyone out there, but you need to speak the language that you're hearing the complaint in, right?

But, kudos to the comments! People shouldn't complain about little nit-picky stuff like that. It's a waste of their time and the complaint department's time. Dumb arses.....

Answer 3

No, you can't get me on a plane,lol.

I love the response. Keep up the good work.

Where my daughter works they take "points" from them for customer service. Well a secret shopper complained there was a straw paper at the soda island, yea she heard about it.

Answer 4

No... what flight should I take to houston taxas to arrive at 3 am  and complain to you?  

Answer 5

Oh, how much fun you would have had with the Victoria Osteen complaint....

Answer 6

Yeah..dumb stupid beaches..heehee

When I get on a plane,,I do as I am told,,who died and made her queen?

  I really hope it isn't your job to calm down the little queen because some flight attendant seemed snotty towards her..get a life. besides,,I bet she just had one of those bad thong wedgies, and pursed her lips..while trying to get it unplugged up her bun..people take things so personally..geewhiz

Answer 7

No...How do you get a guy like you...??? anway..Pocky..If we were meant to fly we would have wings..

that's what the caterpillar said to the butterfly as it fluttered by..* smiling all clever like..

Answer 8

lol!

Answer 9

Only been on a plane once but I would like to call and talk to that OZ kisser sometime.

Answer 10

Oh No......what can i say.................I feel ashamed of myself........Sorry.....x*x

Answer 11

hehehehe.  Good one.

Obligatory answer.. no I haven't.

Answer 12

I have not called an airline to complain, but rest assured, if I was sitting next to some screeching, stinky babby that smelled like strained peas and f***s, I probably would.

I commend you for telling the mother of the foul smelling spawn to basically stuff it up her ***.

Bravo, my friend.  Bravo.  *claps*

Answer 13

Short-timer's syndrome, I see.

Why not send a memo to your bosses calling them "backstabbing, profit-seeking evil SOBs"?

And tell the next complainant who whines that they got Smirnoff rather than Stoli for their in-flight cocktail to STFU and go to Hades.

If your union was doing its job you wouldn't be in this position.

But they're all too busy kissing the Democrats' butts and cowering in front of the Republicans to help you.

And no, I've never called an airline to complain.  Do your (soon-to-be) ex-slavemasters have one of those "push one if your call is about..." things?  Your evil employers need to HIRE ENOUGH PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY DO THE WORK!  And the inventor of those phone systems needs to be drawn and quartered.

Answer 14

I got a little baggie with a toothbrush and a snickers when Delta lost my suitcase.  

I asked for a frozen snickers.   Keep it in mind.

Answer 15

Is calling up an Airline the only way I can end up getting a guy like you ?

I complain!!

Answer 16

it probable cost me a few bucks if i did any complaining.

Answer 17

You're so funny!