Have you ever come home from work, stepped out of the car and smelled seafood cooking inside the house…?

Question

…only to discover your wife standing naked in front of the box fan, airing herself out and complaining about the hot, muggy weather?

Not only did I not get seafood for dinner but I also lost my appetite.

When was the last time someone let you down?

Answer 1

Ewwwww, I'm sorry your wife has a fishy coochie.  I am no longer in the mood for anything from Red Lobster, so thanks for that.

I don't remember the last time someone let me down.  I'm so used to it happening that it doesn't even phase me anymore.

Answer 2

sadly it happens too often

Answer 3

you must know My ex wife #4

Answer 4

Wow. That joke took a lot of set-up, but it was totally worth it.

You are my hero for today...

Answer 5

(doesn't say anything, just slowly pushes away plate of fish sticks)

Answer 6

Now Tim. I've long since forgiven you. It happens to the best of men. And it was really cold out. 86 I think. And the Chargers had just lost.

So let's just put it behind us and try to forget.

Answer 7

The last time I ate out for some sushi, my mouth was covered with blood. Needless to say, I only eat meat now.

<<< not a homo (maybe)

Answer 8

Never.  

Yesterday.  Long story, not in the mood to joke

Answer 9

When was I last let down?

Right now.  By you.

You have a wife, d**n it!

...Which is only good news if you're looking for a mistress.

Answer 10

Timmy........*snicker*....you bad dog.  *giggle*

BAD Timmy!!  Bad!

Answer 11

Ohhhhh geeeeeez, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Buy that woman some "lady products",.. shoot, I'll pitch in on the cost! I tend to stay away from most people, that way no one can tell me I've let them down.

Answer 12

when i came home and something 'else' smelled of fish