Have you ever committed a Major Faux Pas?

Question

I was in a Wal-Mart's at the checkout lane, there was this woman there, let's just say she was very "Well-Endowed", and i made a comment about her "Bust Size", and the guy behind her kneeling down, looking at the magazine rack happened to be her husband.

She thought it was funny but he didn't!

Answer 1

better learn how to duck

Answer 2

wow

Answer 3

oh wow maybe you shouldnt be making comments like that to women at all haha and yes im sure her husband didnt think that was funny.

hmmm i guess you learned your lesson. i dont understand why this would be a faux pas in what culture would anyone accept that behavior  

Answer 4

No I haven't. However, I've said other stupid things and I am thankful that I have forgot them. Have a good day.

Answer 5

Many years ago when I was in high school in the library I was sitting with a girl named Pam Sterling. She was very pretty like Connie Sellica. Well this guy walked in & she said HI, kindof of tired Hi, kindof like she rolled her eyes. I wanted to go along with her & I had met this nerdy boy before cause we had a day when kids got to pretend they were the teachers & he had been one of my teachers. He was nerdy & his name was Rod Sterling which I though was a creepy name of some horror picture guy but I wasn't sure. Well, so I said, Oh, I don't like him either responding to her reaction to him....well, she said, I do, he is my brother!!! Pam Sterling & Rod Sterling, oh c**p.

Answer 6

Yes, that WAS a major faux pas.  LOL

I was in the office of my high school once, and the bathroom is right inside the door.  I walked in to talk to a friend behind the front desk, thinking it was just he and I there.  I smelled something awful and yelled "Pew! DA#N! SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE SH#T IN THE FLOOR!"  My friend was going nuts motioning to the door of the bathroom, because the principal was in there!  I just barely made it out of the office before he came out.  LOL  My friend said the principal asked "who was using profanity out here?"  He told him it was some new kid.  We still laugh about it.  

Answer 7

I was once in a Wal-Mart bathroom and Tim, the Wal-Mart greeter, was at the urinal next to me... I complimented him on his endowment, but he did not seem pleased... I mean.. it was huge.. I felt I had to say something!!!... The girth.. the length.. HUGE!!.. I have since been banned from being within 1000 ft of any Wal-Mart location...

Answer 8

I frequently crop dust.

i once asked of a kid endangering my children by doing stupid things, "Is he ******* retarded?"

His mother replied, "As a matter of fact, he is"

Answer 9

It's a bit cold to just come out with a comment like that, and no wonder her husband was irritated.

I'd be angry if someone spoke to my wife like that too.  Looking is fine, in fact it's great.  Most women want to be looked at.  But the chance of stepping over the line by actually speaking is much, much greater.

Answer 10

What a perv!

Answer 11

On a school trip a number of years ago to Eastern Europe our vice principal and his wife came along with us.  He told us not to exchange our currency with anyone on street corners as it was illegal and dangerous.  So one night before we were going out, I was short of local currency and one of the other members of the group told me to go up to his room and ask him for local currency.  So I went up to his room, knocked on the door and there was no reply.  I was about to walk away when the door opened slightly and I thought that was strange.  Was someone in the room stealing from it?  I pushed the door open ever so slightly and called out his name a few times but still no reply.  I took about 3 or 4 steps into the room and then I found out where he and his wife were.  They were both in bed together!!!  I apologised and backed out of the room so fast I almost made a hole in the door.  The following day everyone heard about it and when we  got back to school the following week, everyone else seemed to know about it.  Everyone pointed at me and said 'there's the guy who walked in on the vice principal and his wife while they were in bed together'.  Strangely enough a lot of other students came up to me and shook my hand and patted me on the back, congratulating me for some reason.