Have you ever done anything for a Klondike Bar that you were later ashamed of?

Question

Please tell us about it in detail.

Answer 1

No, just spent 99 cents. =)

Answer 2

the football team

sour girl out

Answer 3

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...

Answer 4

In the early 90's, I had a pretty bad Klondike habit (around $20 a day). On this particular Tuesday,  I was flat broke, so I slipped into a Retirement home and convinced senile Alzheimer's patients that coupons for Mrs. Paul's fish sticks were War Bonds, at $10 each.  I made about $60 before an orderly caught on, and I bolted for the door.  He threw a walker at my head, but luckily he had poor aim and I made it out and to the parking lot.  

Once in the parking lot, I stole a dialysis ambulance and drove to the grocery store to get the Klondike bars, and then I ditched the ambulance in Mexico.  

Answer 5

A p**n movie.

Answer 6

No regrets....ecspecially for chocolate and ice cream!

Answer 7

I had to eat the Klondike while giving a hummer

Answer 8

I don't think I've ever had a Klondike bar. I have been known to go pretty crazy for a Dilly Bar though.

Answer 9

No.

Answer 10

Yes, they made me stare at your cowbell.  

Answer 11

I went and got it myself  OMG the horror!

Answer 12

dammit man, my eyes!

yes i have..but he never gave it to me, and he told me to say 10 hail marys instead.

Answer 13

Can I bounce a quarter off of your buns?  Please?

Answer 14

Yes, one time I let an entire boyscout troop "practice" on me. I'm not really ashamed, its more like I don't think jail was worth that little amount of ice cream.

Answer 15

i promised never to speak of that camel again

Answer 16

Just that one time and you promised we'd never speak of it again . . .

Jeet CB? Let's go to Hooters for lunch and get drunk.  I'm in the mood. ♥

Answer 17

a slushy, once... but we'll not tell that story again...  

Answer 18

Well there was that incident involving a banjo playing midget and peanut butter.....

Answer 19

Nope, never have I been ashamed or regretted what I did for a klondike bar. May I just touch that a little bit. I can reach through real quick. LMFAO

Answer 20

i ate it off the hobo in the alley , it was still amazing.

Answer 21

Pretended I was a pet ant named Petunia and got suspended right after you did.

We should have a race to level 6.

Answer 22

well it was a d**e in a Bar, but I don't think her name was Klon

Answer 23

Well, yes. There are these Whitehouse Cherry ones that they sell at Ralph's. I had no money, so I took a previous receipt with this item and told the cashier that it was not in my bag when I got home the week before and went into a detailed story of calling the General Manager (his picture and name were on the wall for all to see, plus on the receipt itself..) and asked to speak to him and she said "It's okay..just go grab another, no biggie."

Answer 24

klondike or blonde d**e?