Have you ever farted really loud in class?

Question

Happened to me in fifth grade math class, I was laughing really hard and like a machine gun I ripped a couple. I was embarrassed but no one teased me at least not in front of my face. Or maybe some other embarrassing event happen to you while in school? For those in a relationship does your lady pass gas when you are around are you does it bug you if she does?

Answer 1

Omg.. you made my day! I was like busting up just reading this! Im sorry it happened... but that is so funny!!! hahaha.. but no hasnt happened to me.  

Answer 2

NO....... ok yes

one time i farted really loud in church and i was  sitting in the front

and everyone heard and they looked at me and started laughing....even the priest.    =)

Answer 3

Hahahaha...I remember in 7th grade,we were taking a math test,and I had to sneeze...It was so big It made me f**t!And the f**t was louder than the sneeze!I turned bright red and put my head down on the desk,and the worst part?The girl of my dreams was sitting right next to me!I couldn't even look at her!

And if a girl farts in front of me I don't care,In fact,I'd just laugh.Maybe it's a guy thing?But I don't care at all.

Answer 4

Expelling gas is a natural function, don't give it a second thought.  Everyone does it and sometimes it happens in public places.  People will get over it.  If they don't, oh well.

Answer 5

Can you make f**t sounds by squeezing your hands together or putting one hand under an arm pit?

Answer 6

Yeah. I happened twice to me in gym class during sit ups. Everybody just laughed.

I noticed it happened a lot to dudes during wrestling.

I guess gym is the class most people are prone to f**t in. LOL.

And the only time I hear my wife f**t is in her sleep, then smile a bit. Makes me laugh every time cause she would never do it in front of me.

Oh, I remembered another. When you do PT tests in basic training you have to hold the other guys feet. Try not laughing while you have a drill sargent counting the sit ups!

Answer 7

yes i did too it was very embarassing it lasted ten seconds no joke it was funny though

Answer 8

i did in 6th grade.. it was a silent one and it smelled horrible.. within friends my guy friends will f**t and laugh cus everybody thinks its funny as long as the gas doesn't smell horendous.. but girls don't really f**t infront of eachother.. or within a group of friends.. atleast my friends dont.