Have you ever felt like giving your children....?

Question

pink eye so that you don't have to wake up and take them to school?

Answer 1

and have BOTH stay home with me....ABSOLUTELY NOT !!! I wiukd rather take them to school with pink eye and tell the teacher its just allergies

Answer 2

WTH???

Answer 3

wtf no if you don't want to take the responsibilities then don't have children.

Answer 4

I'm gonna write that one down.

It's sort of like when I get sad that I'm not allergic to anything that I can eat or rub on my skin until my lips swell up to a luxurious and fuller size without spending money on Collagen.

Maybe it's not like that at all, but it's all about me today.

Answer 5

No I would not wish any harm to them but I would like the school to get pink eye on the building painted school closed due to pink eye with a big pink eye painted on the bricks and including the principle and especially any busy body know it all teachers who think they know everything and like to put kids on medicine or like to tell mothers how to do everything. I would have a special angel to protect the nice teachers to keep pink eye free. Just kidding like you are though we can't wish evil to people.I am happy because I am homeschooling my boy and he is happy and we are much better off. Last year we paid Thousands of dollars for a special school and I heard through the door one of the teachers was talking in a demeaning voice to my son.  

Answer 6

What a brilliant idea....except...then I would have to take care of them instead of play on here...lay around on the couch watching Jerry Springer....and watching our yard man.. Juan...flex his shovel.....♥

Answer 7

no cuz then you gotta wake up && hear them b*tch about how their eye hurts. && you gotta be up with them all day taking care of their eye.

just take'em to school && go back to sleep

Answer 8

Yes! but I don't know how to do it? does poking their eyes work?  

Answer 9

No way; who ever does that should be put in mental care.

Answer 10

thats sick ****

=)

Answer 11

Hello! Munchausen by Proxy Syndrome! You need help.

Why the heck do you drive them? Make them take the bus.

Answer 12

I just don't take them if I don't feel like it.

Answer 13

I'm still single.

Answer 14

yess, or just disconnect your alarm clock.  

Answer 15

Thats a horrible thing to do! Giving your children pain so you don't have to wake up? Bad mom award right there.

Answer 16

dont have children and if i had children why tha f**k would i give my child pink eye  

Answer 17

But then you have to deal with them all day...

(Tapping my temple with my index finger...)

"Da Doop!"

Answer 18

OMG! what kind of mother would do that?!?

lie maybe that i was sick, but Never infect a child with any kind of illness!! holy cow, i hope you aren't serious

Answer 19

You mean to tell me that your kids would actually say, "Take us to school, mom!" if you felt like not waking up to take them to school...???

Answer 20

no i dont even have kids and i wouldnt do that