Have you ever fought a goose??

Question

My boyfriend thinks that he can take on 3 geese at once. What do you guys think?

Answer 1

Are you going to fight for your life if some 2 legged monster comes at you? Legs, arms, nose, ears are all up for grabs and Mother goose just wants a piece of you. Crotch too! The hospital doesn't need more weekend warriors.

Answer 2

he'd have a hard job!!

if there were 3 determined geese, he could get quite a hiding!

i mean, if a swan can break your arm...?

i wish him luck.

Answer 3

My grandparents had a gander that would put everyone on the run or have to fight it off with a stick, broom, or whatever was available to prevent him from attacking!  He was invited to Thanksgiving dinner after he managed to trip up my grandfather with a basket of eggs he had just collected from the hen house!  I would hate to take on three ganders of his size and temperament!  Your boyfriend might win but not before he suffered some injuries in melee!

Answer 4

Your boyfriend does not know what her is talking about. Goose him. It might stimulate his brain. I have taken on a goose bent on defending her nest.

Answer 5

No dumb-***!

Answer 6

duck duck goose only ever has one goose try that....

Answer 7

tell him to be careful, they are bad tempered and  they bite!

Answer 8

I've never fought a goose but I have been in a fight with a Tundra Swan.

He was fast and strong and mean!  I got away but it wasn't easy.

This happened to me at work as a zookeeper.  Why would your boyfriend want to fight three geese?