To stop the bus, at a legitimate stop in broad day light with foot flat to the floor going no where fast, with no one on board, the passengers, or lack there of a minor inconvenience, also no history of brick throwing in snooty area, pardon me, dress circle to Sydney:
A. Step into the road, because three hours of waiting for the crazy what's it seemed more sensible to put your life on the line than die in Sydney's winter of hypothermia, than wait another three hours. Oops it was the last bus of the day, that time?
B. Throw a brick to get the nasty so and so's attention, I am a bit of a NIMBY, (That's Not In My Back Yard for the Shelby Mount Druit folks) Nothing wrong with those folks, lovely area, great for housing commission just like the UK don't ask me where, don't rightly know?
C. Get on the CB radio and warn the poor suckers down the road to be on the watch for the Rubber Duckies and set up a convoy complete with Christian Hippie bus and pray for his mortal soul not to go to heel?
D. All the above? You also get a free section 8 for A. above.
Did you say when the driver reluctantly 4 metres from your mortal bootie, beg forgiveness in an:
A. Act of mortal contrtion that you hadnt done a full on brownie so he could see you asleep at the wheel?
B. Get his lisence number on the well worn sticker saying who he was and report him?
C. Decide you would never catch another bus, if you reported him because the drivers would all run you over next time to leave no trace or rememberance of so vile a wretch for not having enough money for petrol as a Carer on the enormous salary they dont pay you to institutionalise everyone rather than giving freedom of choice to go on international holidays, the way nurses do when we train them, and not come back?
D. Wonder why God was being such a meanie on such a freezing cold day, and let such a lunatic behind the wheel as a sorta modern day Paul Revere, for Global Warming Green House Gas emissions, and say, why didnt I have a humbee stretch limo like the wealthy muslim oil well owner down the road, not!!! NIMBY sorry its just prejudice?
E. All the stuff without prejudice above except the NIMBY ah heck whatever the Paris Hilton's of the world say coz she is Hot, sorry what was her environmental policy leopard skin bikinies are so yesterdays, black?
F. Who gives a , no they wont allow any former of the former word once know starting with well cussing aint allowed on my page, is cussing a cussiong word, dunno next?
G. What would Jesus do? Nail the Bstrd with Righteous Indignation and turn the bus over the way money changers tables were?
I. Is this a Jesus quiz coz if it is, I is outta here? No, its kinda a Paris Hilton thing coz I am blond and got abused by the crazy moron for him not stopping? So what would Paris Hilton do?
Z. Why Z? Well Paris, if you listening hun? You go for Prez hun coz you got my vote and I aint even Ahmerikan! Struth, where is the spell echk on dis ting, no not that won the text msg one think mispelt sometink? Hun if yo is listening fly me to the states to beverly hills to get me da heel outta here babe, only costya a date wid moy?
Look at me babe PAris and Ah is Blond, but dont do no crazy stuff right?
Not you me? Whatever!
A. Pray the bus stops, ah did and he give me ride, well done?
Yo gotta pray a lot when some dumb person thinks darn, gotta stop and abuse this incovnenience on da middle road, coulda run over da crazy frozen, whats its, now spell check? Awe heck stet!
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