Have you ever had a fight with a chicken? ?

Question

Did you win?

If not, why didn't you use your super ninja moves on it?

Answer 1

i beat the sh*t out of him too. he ends up vomiting and going limp.

Answer 2

nope, i think i need some lessons from peter griffin

Answer 3

I ended up choking my own chicken....And yes, I believe I won.  

Answer 4

yeah 3 times but he just won't die! i wouldn't have ever fought him if he didn't give me those expired coupons lol

Answer 5

I fight with my c**k all the time.  He always wins

Answer 6

Um....maybe...

And if I maybe did, I might have not won, because maybe I didn't discover my ninja powers yet..

But that was only if I didn't have a fight with a chicken (I'm not saying I did....hmmmmm)

Answer 7

No....but I did get in a fight with a goose once (twice actually). He bit me so I karate chopped his feathery @ss.

Answer 8

yes he lost and ended up as the main dish for dinner that night. the cats got the leftovers

Answer 9

I have had a fight with a chicken. A headless chicken. And no, I did not win. But then again I was all of four years old, and Grandma had just whacked it's head off with a hatchet. Blood and feathers flying, me peeing my pants and screaming my head off.

Answer 10

Yeah, d**n chicken gave me a faulty coupon. Did a fatality on it though

Answer 11

oh god here we go.

one day i was walking through a farm then suddenly the vision i was looking at smashed!

the ffx battle theme played and was facing a chicken.

ok i used scan it was only lv 56 and i was lv 100, so i used ultima and it was immune, and it counterd using peck.

no one has ever beaten it, go down to spain and find the hi em farm there. if you wish to challenge this beast!!