Have you ever had any intimate thoughts about vegetables?

Question

I'm having dirty thoughts about a Carrot.

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Answer 1

Mostly gourds, cucumbers, and the occasional melon..

Answer 2

Never willingly, but I cannot view cucumbers without blushing.

And figs are out of the question.  This is due to my reading a book called Eat Me by Linda Jaivin.  The first chapter took place in a supermarket.  *shudder*

Answer 3

I'm having intimate thoughts about brussels sprouts.

Answer 4

Not since that "squirrel in the knot hole" incident.

Answer 5

vegetable?  Ummm maybe.

Answer 6

Crook-neck squash intrigues me, though I am too shy to act upon it.

Answer 7

Yeah, when my husband was deployed and I went grocery shopping.

Answer 8

well,um...do we have to answer honestly?

...there IS this watermelon which is looking at me kind of coyly, and I hear if you warm it in the microwave...

Answer 9

yes.

and I acted on it.

Answer 10

Nah...I try to stay away from w***e plants!

Answer 11

maybe a frozen chicken

Answer 12

i'm trying to quit but since u brought it up i could get a little moist for a carrot or cucumber

Answer 13

no but when I was younger I had a really sexual dream about a cartoonish pink fish that slept in a clam shell...creepy

Answer 14

Hmmm, single, no boyfriend, Um, I'll take the very incriminating Yeah.

Answer 15

Yes! As a matter of fact, I'm having some right now!!

Answer 16

The Cat chases his toy around the house and then sits on it and scoots.  Does that count?  He also uses ice cubes as soccer balls.

His human actually has carrot babbys growing in a container out back.  Don't tell anyone, they may be envious.

Answer 17

I wouldn't unless you plan on having  coleslaw or an orange babby with green hair!!  

Answer 18

just an eggplant

Answer 19

Yes.

<---- made a game of it once.  Got up to 11 celery sticks in the hoo-ha.

*cries*