Have you ever had this happen to you.....?

Question

You put a child on your lap & they f**t on you? If so. what age do they do this?

Answer 1

oh honey i've had one f**t,p**p pee,puke,drool, age new born

to about  year old

Answer 2

haha I had my 2 year old sister do that. yuck

Answer 3

Yes.  In fact, my son seems to be a bodily function prodigy.  He can not only f**t on command, but he can f**t along to a song.  Recently, he sang this for me:

"Jesus loves me, this (f**t) (f**t)..."  He found it hysterical, and I have to say that I did, too.  

Answer 4

If you are a mother it happens all the time..

Answer 5

lol.. Um well my 12 week old does it same with the 3 year old as she thinks it is so funny. Babies can't help it if they get gass.