I have often heard mobile phone conversations about things that should be said privately.
I've heard a break up by phone,someone getting news of his partner being pregnant,a bereavement being broken by phone,but the one I heard while standing at the bus stop tonight, is the worse one yet.
A young woman passed by me,yelling at the top of her voice.
An' ah said tae him,ah'm gonny come up there,rip yer baws aff,,put them in the blender and drink them.
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