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Have you ever licked your plate?

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Thought this might brighten up the site a bit.

There once was a girl called Mary,

who's tongue was long and hairy.

One day she said to her father

"It is time I went to the barber".

Trimming her tongues long locks,

when handy for l*****g her chops.

Having them remain in this state

finds them handy l*****g her plate.

A wonder when dusting the house,

tho' do leave a taste in her mouth.

But her boy friend thinks it a giggle

for his ear she does waggle and tickle.

When sick in a state of repose

it is handy for wiping her nose.

To shave it all off she would dread,

but she could use the cat instead.

She doesn't think the cat will mind

if she's gentle and nice and kind.

Her fur may get somewhat tatty,

but if not her tongue it's the catty.

She could use her dad's old razor

and remain in p***y cats favor.

But keeping tongue in her head,

used it to paint the ceiling instead.

Do no blame me, I think the Devil made me write it.

Ether that or my age had something to do with it.

Robert

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  1. Clever and delightful!


  2. My dear, dear,  Robert,

    Don't take this personal. Blame it on my not enjoying this kind of humor or whatever. But I definitely agree with your last comment, however.  

  3. This is certainly a change for you! Poetry can be fun and you have proved it.

    I believe  an angel visited you this morning or the Muse of humo(u)r.


  4. The pictures in my head!  This is so funny, take full credit...don't let the devil have any of this!

  5. If there can be such a thing as disgustingly funny, you have found it.:)))

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