Have you ever looked through the fine print on your contract?

Question

What would you do if you found you were contractually obliged to put on a saddle, at the request of your supervisor, and offer pony rides to other staff members? The pay is good, but only if you make horsey noises.

Answer 1

I'm up for it, and horses are technically nekkid, so that would combine two of my fantasies at once. Giddyup!

Answer 2

I'd do it without pay

Answer 3

I always read my contracts and i always ask questions if something seems iffy.  

Answer 4

Yahoo lies its ugly little dirty head off.

I, as you know, am a nanny.  The fine print on my contract states that if something fatal should happen to the kiddo on my watch, I have to bear a replacement son for the couple I work for.  Doesn't seem like a big deal, but girls run in our family so Im not sure how many illegitimate kids I would have to have before I popped out a boy.

Answer 5

Bray away as long as its not in view of strangers.  

Answer 6

You know, I just reviewed my contract and it turns out I was supposed to get a ten pound turkey last Thanksgiving.