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Have you ever made a wrong telephone call?

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> **Pick Up**

>

> Hello?"

>

> Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mummy near the phone?"

>

> No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"

>

> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle

> Paul."

>

> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy, right now"

>

> Brief Pause

>

> "Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down

> on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to

> Mummy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"

>

> "Okay Daddy, just a minute"

>

> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it

> Daddy."

>

> "And what happened honey?" he asked

>

> "Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and

> ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on

> the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

>

> "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul ?"

>

> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared

> and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I

> guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.

> He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"

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>

>

>

> ***Long Pause***

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> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 486-5731 ??"

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  1. another star good one


  2. Ha ha ha ha so funny.

  3. And on that funny note Suzie I will say good night - it is getting pretty late here!   So thanks for the last laugh of today!   Hugs and a star!

    CJ

  4. OMW! Did they die??

    love ya

    {{{hugs}}} <><

  5. thanks Suzy...needed the laugh!!!

  6. 867-5309...

    Jenny ,

    I got your number off the wall.

    Jenny,

    For a good time call........

    I pity anyone who ever has that number again!

  7. I've made a wrong call before...........

    but not like that!

  8. haha. thats seriously funny.

  9. Suzie you really know how to lighten he mood . . .I can't wait to e-mail it to my friends !   Thanks !

  10. Yes,i think most everyone has at some time. We get them to our home,women call trying to get the beauty shop which is just 2 numbers from ours. Then a factory had a number close to ours,and we got calls saying they couldn't make it to work & let the boss know. Could have gotten some fired if we hadn't told them Sorry wrong number!

  11. hehehehe like the story, think we all have phoned the wrong telephone number

  12. Suzie that is so funny, thanks for the laugh

  13. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!


  14. ha, thanks

  15. I think I may have caused a person from Samaritans to commit suicide, or at the very least give up her job.

    In the days when it took about a week to get a replacement telephone, a member of the team dropped ours. Subsequently it developed the habit of connecting us to any 3 digit number at complete random. While waiting for the new phone, I got the speaking clock, the weather report, traffic conditions and a ski-slope report.

    Then I got the Samaritans.

    'Sorry,' I said, 'wrong number.'

    'No, you can talk to me.'

    'Really, I have the wrong number.'

    'This is confidential, you can tell me anything.'

    'I have a wrong number.'

    In the end, I hung up. The last words I heard were, 'I can help you. Don't hang...'

    I felt really sorry for her.

    This is true. The rest of the team thought it was a hilarious, but I still have guilt feelings.

  16. Ha ha.  Wrong phone calls, to be sure, but never like that.  I like the images that creates.l

  17. Those d**n cell phones with their little tiny buttons...ha, ha, ha, ha Suzie, you slay me!

  18. I hate it when that happens! he he Thanks Suzie!

  19. nice 1

  20. Oh dear, is the real daddy in for a surprise when he gets home. Mommy upstairs in the bedroom dead and the pool man, Oh my.  

  21. haha that's hilarious

  22. funnnnny.

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