> **Pick Up**
>
> Hello?"
>
> Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mummy near the phone?"
>
> No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"
>
> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
> Paul."
>
> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy, right now"
>
> Brief Pause
>
> "Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down
> on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to
> Mummy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
>
> "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
>
> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it
> Daddy."
>
> "And what happened honey?" he asked
>
> "Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
> ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
> the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
>
> "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul ?"
>
> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared
> and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I
> guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.
> He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
>
>
>
>
> ***Long Pause***
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 486-5731 ??"
>
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