Have you ever noticed that most walmart associates have no teeth?

Question

Have you ever noticed that most walmart associates have no teeth?

Answer 1

No, we don't have that problem here with ours, they all have teeth and big rear ends.

Answer 2

Yeah, there are a couple different types of employees. They are either 95 years old with two teeth, middle aged men with awesome mullets, def leppard t-shirts with cut off sleeves and hammer pants or rather large women with bad dye jobs wearing t shirts with cats on them and obscenely colored eye shadow. Well, at least here in Idaho that's what we have.

Answer 3

I haven't. I've noticed alot of bad perms over at walmart!

Answer 4

have you noticed male walmart associates sport a mullet?

Answer 5

Yes, I've noticed. It would seem the local wal-mart's are being run by crack heads.

Answer 6

Probably because at one time in there lives they were smarta$$ punks like you. Now get off my lawn.

Answer 7

No I haven't noticed...

Answer 8

Yes they do, you can find them on aisles 3 & 4.

Answer 9

yes! I thought it was just me noticing all this.

Answer 10

I thought that was just the shoppers as the employees often paste packing peanuts to their gums to give the appearance of having teeth.

I bought a cheapo cell phone at Kmart some years ago and the clerk helping me had zero teeth... Reminds me I have to brush and schedule an dentist appointment... brb.

Answer 11

My WalMart's must be more upscale than most. They have teeth but are lazy and slow and yell and bicker in front of the guests. The price you have to pay for cheap everything.....

Answer 12

yep the price scanners cause mouth cancer either that or they give there employees meth so they don't take food breaks and can work longer shifts.

Answer 13

Come to the Wal-Mart I go to.  My favorite associate is the guy who wears dresses and has a very prominent adam's apple and is missing several of his teeth.  He's quite the fox.

Answer 14

Yes. I Hate Wal*Mart.

Answer 15

What do you expect, they have no insurance or health care.  Poor guys!

Answer 16

yeah but their customers are in camo

Answer 17

Sure they do.......they share a pair. They keep it in the break room.

Answer 18

and some are just straight retarded.  some of the ugliest people in the world.