Have you ever overheard a conversation you were not privy to?

Question

Over heard On The Porch

by C.S. Scotkin

Gracie: Get up! get up! get up! (dancing and prancing over George's head)

George: hrumph! Go away, guttersnipe, I’m napping. (rolls over and stretches)

Gracie: Ohhhh, Georgieeee………… (playing with George's tail)

George: Yawn! Go away!, Play with your mouse thingy, catch a gecko…but let me

sleep!! ! (George rolls over again…)

Gracie: I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH ME NOW!!! (Pouncing on George’s head)

George: THAT’S IT, YOU ARE SO GOING DOWN! (George grabs Grace by the nape of the neck and lets

her squirm for at least 30 seconds. George let her go, Grace runs to her bed.

Gracie: I’m telling Mom on you!

George: Mom wishes she had thought of it first! Guttersnipe!

Mom : Peace at last!

Answer 1

I am Laughing so very hard now... *ha-ha!*

love it !

Answer 2

Is a catastrophe the mounted rear end of a cat that's given for winning first prize?... Is catatonic cat juice?  Is catnip a plastic surgery procedure on a cat that's half done?... Is caterpillar a soft object a cat places his/her head on when sleeping?

...and that's all I have to say about cats.

Answer 3

OMG that's such a cute conversation, lol. Thanks for sharing it. I miss having a cat. They are so much fun.

Answer 4

I'm glad I read the answers,I wasn't sure if you were talking about your kids,Good read,Children's book is a great idea.

Answer 5

Alright....here is one back at you.  I tried to post four times and it kept getting sent to limbo land.

Kitty Smart

“Here kitty kitty”

Over here, Yo Yo!

“Here kitty kitty kitty…”

What! You blind or something?

“Here kitty kitty…”

I tell you, if it wasn’t for the

cat nippy…I’d be out of here!

“Here kitty kitty…”

Well…alright…MEOW!

“Nice Kitty…”

If they only knew…..

Answer 6

Very talented and unique. I liked it. Have you thought of a title for it yet? I have read a few of your poems and wounder if you ever considered writing a book. You could definitely do it with your style above. I'm thinking children's book.

Answer 7

You were in the privvy and you heard all that from THERE?!! Gosh you have great hearing CS! LOL

(blame Bob his puns have set me off now) is catarrh a musical instrument made with catgut? Is catechise tai chi for cats or what we are all doing here? Great dial-a-dog there CS.

Answer 8

Give Gracie to me for a few days. I'll teach her how to behave.

On second thought, Whoopee is such an angel, she would probably be hiding under the bed all the time Gracie was here.

Funny dialogue!