Have you ever seen a woman so stunningly beautiful that it makes you want to stop masturbating?

Question

I'm entirely serious. And i'm talking to the single men out there. I say "stop masturbating" meaning stop wasting precious time because instead of "masturbating" or wasting time doing nothing, you could be talking to the most beautiful girl you have just seen.

Has a similar thought ever occurred to you?

Answer 1

no, ususally you start mastubating over that beutiful girl..

Answer 2

ummmmmmm.....nope.

wait, wait,wait...ohh yeah there we go--that was a good one.

now i gotta go clean my keyboard.

Answer 3

Why do you think she isn't masturbating herself??

Answer 4

ok (1) masturbating is stupid and (2) so is the fact that guys only think of the good looking woman!!!

it disgusts me!

Answer 5

Lately I have been trying to get back a beautiful girl that I love terribly, I haven't seen her in 5 years.  This question just made me realize that I haven't masturbated in like 2.5 weeks now... weird...

Answer 6

Yes, I know exactly what you're talking about and it's haunted my life. Masturbation is a complete waste of time and I am saddened each and every time I'm reduced to performing the act due to my complete social incompetence and debilitating lack of trust in my fellow humans beings and myself. I should be out dating, talking to people, going up to strange girls and asking them out, going out every single day and night I'm alone until I'm not alone, but instead I play COD4 online and then whack it before bed, which I'm afraid is now.

Answer 7

not a girl so stunningly beautiful, but a girl that i fell in love with...