Have you ever sold your kid and quit your job in hopes of starting a new life, only to get completely lost?

Question

Have you ever sold your kid and quit your job in hopes of starting a new life, only to get completely lost?

Answer 1

Yes, just last month I was on  my way to the super Walmart to buy 16 cases of Sam's Choice to sell at the swap meet and I got last.  Ended up at Kmart wondering how I was going to get my kid back from those human traffickers I sold her to.   You know when you sign all the papers and take their money they won't take 15 cases of pop in exchange for a healthy white 6 year old.

Lesson learned I guess

Answer 2

I did quit my job and got lost in the dustbunnies under my bed, and it took my husband 3 days to find me. I couldn't find my way back out.  it was sooooo scary. He swore he was looking for me the whole time, but you think he was kidding? Anyhow yeah I have 4 kids, but I aint selling those lil boogers.  I finally got em raised big enough that they are useful.  

amen let's eat .. dustbunnies!

Answer 3

quit smokin the j, will ya?

Answer 4

we gave you the wrong map on purpose.

Answer 5

Why yes I have.  I got lost after I did that because I told my (former) wife I was just going out to pick up some beer.  

That was 7 years ago.

Answer 6

Hey, look at the bright side. At least you don't have to worry about listening to the kid whine about being lost...or tired...or hungry.

Answer 7

Nope.

Answer 8

It's understandable.  Whoever thought there would be TWO Gualeguaychu sections?  I mean what is Yahoo thinking?  You're among friends now, and remember, it's clothing optional.

Answer 9

All the time man, all the time.

Answer 10

Those weren't just smelly band-aids, were they?

Answer 11

Go to the Sammich Islands and turn right. Look for the giant penguin statue. Stop by the community center for a cup of booze and a piece of pie.

PS We actually bought your kid to do chores. We have her cleaning sporks right now. Doing a good job, too.