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Have you ever told a load of porkie pies?

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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't

stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies, 'I have

a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am

and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just

about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I

would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well let's see what we can do about that: 1st, you have to be

single, and 2nd, you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is very excited and

says, 'Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!' The nun says, 'Okay, pull

into the next alley.' He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear

child', said the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married

and I'm Jewish.' The nun says, 'That's okay, my name is Kevin, and I'm on my

way to a Halloween party!'

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  1. no but iv eaten a load


  2. hahaha

    thast funny

    lol

    xoxo

  3. HAHA good twist at the end :)))))

  4. Suzie - thanks for my daily laugh - this one is funny!  Hugs and a star!

    CJ

  5. THanks SUzy..... I am on the floor!!!

  6. That was too cute. That could probably be a real story! Thanks for my laugh of the day.  

  7. Suzie !!!  I am convulsing with laughter, you did it again thanks!  ( yahoo thinks I have a lot of punctuation)  I find that rather funny too, but you are tops!!!!!

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