Have you ever tried to shoot a fox only to have it burst into tears to make you feel guilty?

Question

And have it laugh at you and run away when you put the gun away?

Am I a good chicken farmer?

Answer 1

oh yea, that happened to me the same day that i had coffee with hitler. oh and i think the day before that i rode on a flying beaver!!!!

Answer 2

Ya this happened on a rare episode of Sanford & Son.

Not seen by most of the general public.

Graddy thought James Sanford (actor Redd Foxx) was having an affair with his woman, the neighbor lady Sanford always calls ugly.

Graddy pointed a rifle at Foxx and babbled.

Foxx grabbed his own chest, burst into tears and chanted:

"No please"

"Oh Elizabeth, I'm comin to join you, I really mean it this time"

"Go ahead farmer Graddy, shoot me, put me out of my misery, at least I won't have to see that ugly old clucking hen again"

Graddy put the rifle down.  

Foxx quickly ran off laughing and chanting:  

"You outta shoot yourself as punishment for being with that ugly woman."  

"You should praise me for taking her off your hands"

I once met a Foxy Chick in college.

She was so hot she brought tears to my eyes

I tried to shoot a picture of her for "my collection"

She gave me the finger, threatend police action, laughed at me and walked (not ran) away.

But seriously.

I and friends have had poultry and grazing animals killed by fox, coyote, feral and neighbor dogs, racoons etc.

Some now own Perinesse dogs to keep them away.

Get a trigger happy friend or neighbor to do the dirty work

If its legal, live trap it and have Wildlife Dept. relocate it or secretly do it yourself.

Good Luck!

Answer 3

will you marry me?  >;)

Answer 4

lGracious I have had that happen at least 9 times and it is beginning to get to me with a buit complex a mile high. You're not chicken, the fox is the one who runs away-but keep trying,you'll make it eventually -by the time you raw Social Security maybe. Til then keep a good supply of hankies on hand since one of you needs them.

Answer 5

That was MY fox was it not.

PS: I'm not too sure about the chicken part

either.

Answer 6

That has never happened to me.

Answer 7

I would shoot and run..

Answer 8

No, but I had one burst into flames once and burn down the chicken coop.

wotta mess that was.

Answer 9

Never, I don't miss. Try sighting in your gun properly. The only time I feel guilty is when I see a heap of half dead chickens. I'm the only one who laughs when Basil Brush takes a lead pill.

Answer 10

Cry? Heck no, I cheer when me or the boys plug a fox or coyote.  They are the reasons we have no chickens or ducks left and only one goose.  And that d**n coyote was killing lambs until I nailed him right through the chest as he was running behind tall weeds.  They don't call me dead eye for nothing!  At least now the ewes won't be bawling and searching for their dead and eaten baby lambs.

Answer 11

Only once,he didn't try it again.