Have you ever turned into an Aardvark? What was it like?

Question

Have you ever turned into an Aardvark? What was it like?

Answer 1

Yeah, but then I went to detox after that.

Answer 2

Being an Animist/shamanic practitioner, I'll have to give to it a go. I'm not going to be able to attempt it in the time given for an answer as I've got to study the nature of the animal for quite a while before attempting to shape-shift into it's mindset.

Have done so with other animals. It's enlightening as it gives a very different perspective to the world. Gives a whole new meaning to walking a mile in someone elses shoes...

Answer 3

it was very educational but did not lead to enlightenment

so i gave it up for lent

i shouldn't have though

Steve C is probably right and is obviously more disciplined in his approach

and it seems unlikely that he would be distracted from his quest by inappropriate trunk sniffing activities

Answer 4

Whats an Aardvark??? A mythical creature???

If theyre like ardimillos then i had a friend who turned into one once, but we took him to the doctors and they fixed it, he still looks grey though.

Answer 5

No, not an aardvark. I have turned into a lay-by a few times and that was very naughty but nice.

Answer 6

Not usually.

But my 5-year old thinks she's a kangaroo.

Answer 7

Have you ever turned into a person who isn't completely ridiculous? What was it like?

Answer 8

Yes as a matter of fact.  I had a peculiar craving for ants.

Then I morphed into my Wonder Twin normal self and escaped.

My Wonder Twin brother had made himself a ice ladder to help our escape.

Wonder Twin Powers...ACTIVATE!

Answer 9

gruesome, woke up with a nose full of ants

Answer 10

It sucks, the diet is boring!!!!!

I find being a coach potato is better, lots of chocolate.  Nice.

Answer 11

it felt hairy.  

Answer 12

I was an ant eater once, but then I grew up.