Have you ever used household items to aid in your s*x or masturbation?

Question

Just wondering since watching a tv programme the other night and people were mentioning they used all sorts of things, like a hollowed out melon and cucumbers, etc.

...Ooh errr... o.O

So what if anything have you used and would you recommend it to others?

(Sorry if this offends anyone, it is actually a serious question.)

Answer 1

does my girlfriend count as a household object?

Answer 2

Just baby oil.

Answer 3

lol good first answerer!

I have used, carrots, cucumbers, d****s, shower head, probably more, i just cant think. i took pictures, its for my man, not just because im a freak!!!!!!

Answer 4

belt

Answer 5

Yeah.... cheesegrater.... please learn from my mistake and DON'T try this one, trust me

Answer 6

ehhh NO i don't use these kind of things

Answer 7

i am a boy. (in the closet) well, more like trapped in the closet really, or actually stuck. Like I want to come out butt the door is like locked or something. Anyways

I love using anything I can find you know like:

-Bananas

-cuCUMbers

-Corn on the Cob

-Candle Sticks

-Wine Bottles

-Pencils

-Fluorescent Light bulbs

-Dry Spaghetti

-Upside-Down Bar Stools

-Lacrosse Sticks

-Baseball Bats

-Salami

-Branches

-Knitting Needles

-Antennas

-Remote Controls

-Hand Weights

-Gerbils

-Mice

-Rats

-Kittens

-Live Fish

-Squash

-Hammers

-Poles

-Ice Cream Cones

-Bullets

-Computer Chips

-Nintendo Wii Controllers (They Vibrate)

-Pine Cones

-Bonzai Trees

-Lo Mein

-Chicken Fried Rice

-Popsicles

-Hot Dogs (More Than One at Once)

-Corn Dogs

-A Human Fist

-Coat Racks

-Coat Hangers

-Beer Cans

-d****s

-Vibrators

I have TONS more if u need them!!

I Hope This Helps!!!!! Call Me!!!

p.s

I Forgot One!!!

A Barbie Doll or Ken if your in to that sorta thing.

Have Fun Sista!!!!!

Answer 8

visit clitical.com - ideas on there