Have you ever walked around with a potato chip on your shoulder?

Question

Have you ever walked around with a potato chip on your shoulder?

Answer 1

Well, I guess. I'm always told that I have a chip on my shoulder.

Answer 2

Maybe on accident.

Answer 3

That's dandruff, thank you very much.

Answer 4

I prefer cookies instead  

Answer 5

Not on my shoulder, but sometimes I have food fall down onto my b***s and stay there. Haha. Embarrassing.

Answer 6

no?

Answer 7

That, my dear, is a piece of earwax that I picked out of Nikki Sixx's ear when I found him passed out years ago.  I've kept it safe all this time.