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Have you ever wondered where Ovechkin gets his good looks???!!!???

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Wowzer.....somebody put that woman on the pill to prevent any additional breeding.

Hockey question: If you accidentally traded lives and bodies with A.O., what would be the first thing you do?

(like in the movie Big with Tom Hanks)

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  1. Actually, in big he didn't switch bodies - he just got bigger. The Movie you want to say is "The Hot Chick" lol cause THEY actually switch bodies

    i'd actually chill with ladies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/15ghhs.jpg


  2. OH NO!!I think Mrs Ovie had slept with someone in the US.In the 80s-

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/mul...

    And the 50s-

    http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/unc...

    Answer-I'm totally going on a segway and heading to the White House!

  3. Ugh

  4. YIKES!!  someone had on some major beer goggles about 24 years ago.....

    i never noticed how much his nose curved.....it's very banana like.  

    if i had the misfortune of being trapped in that body, i'd seek out dr. 90210, extreme makeover, someone, ANYONE, and get some serious work done.  then i'd hook up my mom with the same.  she's an olympic champion.  no need to have her looking like the wife of swampthing.

  5. She looks like a cross between Pope Benedict and The Sith dude from Star Wars lol.

    http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/21...

    I think I would probably show up at a mens league game and ask who needed players.

  6. Collect all of his money, and hopefully I don't have to go near his mom.

  7. First I'd use my millions of dollars to pick up Nastia Liukin.

  8. Poor Ovie. Everyone is picking on Mom. Some older Russian women do lose their looks. I think there is a bit of Ovie that is hot as well Jenni Don't feel bad. No idea why. lol.

    If I switched bodies with him. It is a Man spa day for sure. Then Hit  the ice. Then looking for Larionov's daughter . They are supposed to be an item.

  9. AHHH i didnt know his mom looked so ew haha she missed the hot russian chick gene.  

    1st thing i'd do hmm prolly tap some hot russian chick haha maybe one of their athletes in the olympics, he's there in beijing anyway haha.

  10. Get rid of that stupid tinted visor!!

  11. hahahha i am the biggest A.O. fan and i think i would go buy a lot of stuff if i became ovie.  

  12. It just wouldn't be fair if the Ovechkins were multi-talented, rich AND good looking. They needed some balance.

    Answer: I would demand a trade to the Leafs! Gotta help my team!

  13. probally his mom and dad

  14. Maybe she lived near Chernobyl during the accident!

  15. See what vodka does for the human race? Anyone can get some tang.

    Either I'm partially blind, drunk or hung over but Alex looks s**y for a caveboy.

    The first thing I'd do trapped in his body would be to go get a shave, incl. trim those eyebrows...yikes..haircut, mani pedi, and take a mud bath. Then I'd go out and party.

    lol  H ..hey I can't help it I love to see if I can make you fall off your chair loling.

    Hey ..Beauty is just a light switch (off)  away...

  16. Well atleast he looks slightly better than his mother.....

    Hey!....I found a picture of his father!

    http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertai...

    What a cute little....er....hairy.....caveman-like family. =)


  17. Every mother is beautiful to her children. So shut up.  

  18. Whoa...Hopefully she's like 65 because at least she'll have an excuse to look like that...

    The first thing I'd do to benefit Ovie would be to get a nose job and fix those teeth.  And then sign autographs and take pictures for little kids :)

    The first thing I'd do to benefit myself would be to pay off my parents' morgage and my brother's student loans :)

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