Have you farted today, if so where and when ?

Question

Have you farted today, if so where and when ?

Answer 1

I have terrible wind today and they are none too pleasant either. lol

Answer 2

yes... when i woke up in bed... it was great

Answer 3

Not yet today, haha.

Answer 4

I thought it was a f**t. It had a great smell, but to much texture. Next time I go to the grocery store I will make sure I p**p before I go. The really bad part about all of this was I was 4th in line and I could feel something moving down my leg.

Answer 5

I'm like the queen I dont f**t

Answer 6

Yes, In your face.

Answer 7

YEA I HAVE EARLYER

Answer 8

my hubby is always asking me to try new things in the bedroom but i will never play f**t football with him!!!!

An man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the man farts and says,"Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's f**t football!"

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!"

After about five minutes the man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!"

Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!"

Now the pressures on and the man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"

The man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"

Answer 9

Nope... have I a blockage?

Answer 10

Yes a big fat stinky one!

It will be in your inbox

Now Freak !!!!!!!!

Answer 11

Yes, now and in your face

Answer 12

Of course I have!  I have passed some very resounding gas this morning as usual.

Answer 13

no but,my mums dog just has while he was sitting on my lap and the smell was horrific!

Answer 14

Not yet.  I'm waiting until I have to go to the store so I can crop dust a bunch of unsuspecting people.

Answer 15

On the toilet i think

it was really smelly

my cat farted on me the other day

Answer 16

not that i know of lol

Answer 17

Not me but the dog did an hour ago, in the lounge !

Answer 18

AN'T GOT NOTHIN' ELSE TO TALK ABOUT HUGH?!!!!

Answer 19

yup, 9:15 third isle supermarket.

Answer 20

just little ones all day

Answer 21

yeah i have,just a minute ago.

Answer 22

Yes! Like 8 times today already! Throughout my house. I had 2 bean burritos last night for dinner!!

Answer 23

My son and I were in church and my son farted loudly after he had dozed off during the sermon.He awoke to everyone laughing.He is and was so embarrassed he told me afterwards that he wanted to slide underneath the pew. lol.

Answer 24

yeah, i f**t up a storm when i wake up in the morning

Answer 25

yes  in my livin room

Answer 26

I just did and it felt good, but smelt so bad

Answer 27

yes, very loudly in a silent library

Answer 28

Right here, right now

Answer 29

not yet.

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Answer 30

no i dont have a bumhole

Answer 31

No tht don't really happen even though its natural