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Have you got a secret ??

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At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.

The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug!"

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  1. hahaha, that was funny


  2. I  have  got  a  big  big  big  secret  which  i  never  told  to  anyone.

    i  tell  it only  to   my  best  best  best  friend.

  3. lmao!! haa that made me laugh! : )

  4. That was cute.I prefer to think I came from the Milkman.

  5. ok now that was so funny.

    oh yea and by the way i'm starting to know the whole truth too you know

    wink wink

  6. good one. lol

  7. LOL!!

  8. Ha ha ha ha, I've got a secret too, but I can't tell you here, marvellous joke, thanks...!

  9. Ha! That's funny.

  10. lol nice can you answer this one for me it doesnt look like they are posting it

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