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Question

Just wondered if anyone knows where my motivation has gone today? I cannot be arsed to move which is not like me at all. Usually I have smoke trailing behind me as I never sit down but just cant be arsed today. Tell me something funny to make me giggle and possibly think about doing stuff pleeeeaaasssee.

Answer 1

One Halloween a kid dressed up as a pirate.

The kid went to the neighbor's house, knocked on the door and shouted "Trick or Treat!"

The neighbor said "Oh my, look at your little pirate uniform. But where are your buccaneers?"

The kid replied "They're under my buckin hat."

Answer 2

are you serious, this is really a question?

please tell me this is a joke

Answer 3

Be careful when you smoke, the guided missiles are also looking for smoke.

Answer 4

alright im sorry if this is too like rated to you ok there were these two football players and one of them asked'' hey you wanna see a magic trick?'' the second guy answered'' yea'' so the 1st football player was like'' do you feel a thumb up your ***?'' the 2nd guy said'' yea'' the1st guy then said'' look no hands!" ha it was funny for me well thats just me hope this cheers you up!!!!

Answer 5

w playing volley ball in a thong lol he is chasing you chasing you. You better get up and ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnlol