The sacred high council (all three dues paying members) meeting in the inner cave have approved the following offer. Application fees to join the new order of truly, truly religious freaks, will be waved for all members of the Republican Party currently being held in Federal facilities.
However under the circumstances of your current environment, our offer to send you a free packet of holy Clinton doll needles must be delayed until such time as you are released, pardoned or paroled.
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