Have you guys noticed this? in rock paper sissors, sissors always beats paper both physically and historically

Question

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Answer 1

~Well, if Joe Stalin was in the picture (he'd have been doing rock, not scissors) you might have a historical argument but Hitler and his boys beat the h**l out of Winnie and the poofs.  Nice try, but the joke just doesn't make it given the facts of the '40s.  [Next time you want to be cute, spell check - there is a "c" in scissors.]

Answer 2

I'd never thought about it that way but you're right.