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Have you had anyone leave you a message lately?

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A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed that someone was at home because of a car in the

driveway. The pastor continually knocked, but no one answered the door. So

the pastor took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" (which reads:

"Behold, I stand at the door and knock.") on the back of the card, leaving

it in the door.

Next Sunday, he found that his card had been returned in the offering

plate. Underneath where he had written "Revelation 3:20" was written

"Genesis 3:10."

Getting his Bible to check the passage, he laughed to find that Genesis

3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was

naked."

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  1. Hahaha, that's hilarious!!


  2. Aww the carp gone religious all of a sudden. Has Liz got you started on something. lol

    Great joke and thanks for the laugh.  

  3. That is definitely one of the finest religious jokes I have heard in ages, great stuff...!

  4.   thank you  i enjoy that.

  5. hahah i like it

  6. Ha Ha funny

  7. lmao

  8. ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh


  9. lol that was pretty funny

  10. Hahahaha very good my friend I didn't know you were so versed in the scriptures. Sorry, taking the p*ss now.  

  11. Ta very much not a personal message but it will suffice

  12. no

  13. Wow I have learned something new about you today. I didn't know you were religious. pmsl

    Excellent joke thanks for sharing.  

  14. Im glad he did'nt knock at our door, all 6 dogs would have eaten him...heehee

  15. LMAO.....Very good........

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