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Have you heard about Gordon Brown ringing people up? Don't worry! It's easy to tell when it's him!

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The operator says:

"Will you accept a Reverse Charges Call?"

All right! All right!

If you're a Jock there's no compulsion to laugh!

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Yes I remember reading something similar in the Daily Express a few weeks ago. Apparently he calls people who have writen letters to him about the government etc at 6 a.m. to discuss it.

I cant wait to hear from him, I think he will wish he never bothered!
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I think he's got a team of people calling from a Bombay call center.
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i don't think he's got my number anyway....
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like it baby!
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hehe - he is such a scumbag it could be true
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Heard the joke about the reverse charge call. He better hadn't ring me up, but I will willingly give him directions back to Scotland though. No offence to my Scottish friends.
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Witty. No, honest... Nah, f*ck it, I can't keep a straight face for that long.

Well done.

Well done for repeating a well out of date stereotype with a different name in a joke that was probably heard for the first time when exchanges were done by hand.

Incidentally, if you're an Englishman there's no compulsion to be a smart git, but you seem to be doing ok.

And a Jock is a US college sports player. Not a person from Scotland, whatever you think.

Vince, I'm doing fine... still looking for that sense of humour!

At least you haven't resorted to 'Sweaty Sock' yet... Six years in the Navy... that one got a bit thin, eventually.

Calibre... isn't that shite beer? No, wait a sec, my mistake :) That's Carling I'm thinking of. Or McEwans. Or Tennents...
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Did you know Vince that the Dictator has got one false eye,

(that explains a lot)

any way, every day he takes out the false eye puts it in his mouth and washes it before putting it back.

Last week he swallowed it,

''Oh my god'' he said ''what am I going to do? I know I'll go to the doctors''

The doctor told him to bend over and lift his kilt and began to inspect his ar$e hole to see if it was coming out the other end.

''Can you see anything'' said our illustrious leader and the doctor replied ''No!'' so the dictator says ''only I can see you''

uggggggggggggggh

ATB Red
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