Have you heard about SPINAL ZAP?

Question

This is a medical procedure to mechanically induce o****m. The doctors will implant electrodes in your spine and stimulate you with them. The procedure would cost some $12, 000. No kidding!! Any takers???

Answer 1

I know a much cheaper method.  And it's gotta be  lot more fun and a lot less painful than your "mechanically" induced o****m.  But the downside is, it takes two people.

Answer 2

I still prefer the old fashioned approach.

I'm sure you're serious and well meaning, still:  Thanks, but no thanks!

Answer 3

Spinal Zap? Really?  No thanks, I think I will stick to other methods.  I am sure that they are much more fun, and I know that they are cheaper and a lot safer.