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Have you heard about the frog prince ladies???

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This is the fairy tale that should have been read to little girls!

Once upon a time,

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in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,

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self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat,

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Contemplating ecological issues

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on the shores of an unpolluted pond

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in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap

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and said: " Elegant Lady,

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I was once a handsome prince,

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Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,

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and I will turn back

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Into the dapper, young prince that I am

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And then, my sweet, we can marry

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And set up housekeeping in your castle

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With my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals,

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Clean my clothes, bear my children,

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And forever

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Feel grateful and happy doing so. "

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That night,

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As the princess dined sumptuously

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on lightly sauteed frog legs

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seasoned in a white wine

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and onion cream sauce,

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she chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don't f *** ing think so.

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  1. That was superb. Loved it. However I´m not sure about dining sumptuously on two frogs legs. Thought she was a Princess not a model!


  2. That's insanely good!!! much better then the proper story!

  3. why do u have two questions that are the same?

  4. yup i heard it .........and still lmao..

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