Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with
very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the
police to tell them what happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure
while making love to his mistress", says the Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a prize on the
lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Drank himself to
death."
The cop asked, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one.
Billy-Bob, the redneck from Alabama, 30, struck by
lightning."
"OK, but why is he smiling?" inquires the cop.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
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