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Have you heard about the three laughing men?

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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with

very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the

police to tell them what happened.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure

while making love to his mistress", says the Coroner.

"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a prize on the

lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Drank himself to

death."

The cop asked, "What about the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one.

Billy-Bob, the redneck from Alabama, 30, struck by

lightning."

"OK, but why is he smiling?" inquires the cop.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."

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  1. You  did it again! So funny. Hubby not here to enjoy with me. Some times a good life can change you whole day, or night which it is now in good old NC.   Poppy


  2. good one! i'm changing the red neck to from oklahoma and spreading it around.

  3. Where do you find these? I enjoy reading and answering your qustions or jokes as they were. Thanks and have a star.

  4. Another laugh, do you spend all your time finding these?  keep them coming.

  5. Excellent, you brought a smile to my face. Thanks mate.

  6. Another good chuckle.

  7. But did they get his good side, Suzie.

  8. say cheese.lol

  9. Very funny Suzie - am still laughing from previous one!   Thanks for sharing and have a star!                       CJ

  10. Yes you just told me, and I am still laughing.  

  11. One two three. Boom boom.

  12. A very good 'un.

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