Have you heard about the town in France?

Question

where the mayor has banned people from dying because the towns cemetary is full offenders will be severley punished

Answer 1

Hey~! have since when were you at my place??

Answer 2

Will he write a note for me to God, explaining why I cannot go to heaven?

Answer 3

Hi Prime Minister !

There's two mayor in the South-west of France (of the towns of Cugnaux and Sappoureux).

But it was done as a protest against the refusal they got from the gouvernent to let him buy:

1/ for Cugnaux to buy a part of the military Airport to buy land to extend the cemetery

2nd case to buy a private land to extand the cemetary

That's a funny way to say to the gouverment: "OK, you don't accept the extension so that's say that it is banned to dye on my town". I think that's a good way cause I see that you speack about many milles of there !

But don't care we'll find you another place if you'll dye in this two (not interresting) towns !

Welcome in France !

(but forget the cemetary of Paris that's very expansive ! , the most of dyed people of Paris "choose" cemetary out of Paris ° )

Answer 4

oui, mais ils peuvent être entérrés dans la ville voisine

Answer 5

Its stupid how can you stop yourself from dying

Answer 6

Only in France.

Answer 7

you cant really stop yourself from dieing!

Answer 8

On the news last week,

Answer 9

Sure, it was done as a protest against the refusal he got from the administration to let him buy some private land to extend the cemetery.

Answer 10

gotta love the French

Answer 11

The best place to go if you don't want to die!

No, serioously... I live close to the village (a very small village!!)  in question and this is a big joke of the mayor based on the fact that the local cimetery is located on the neighbour village area.... no more!!

Answer 12

LOL no way thats just stupid