Have you heard of these Redneck medical terms?

Question

Artery......................The study of paintings.

Benign......................What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.

Barium......................What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.

Colic.......................A sheep dog.

Coma........................A punctuation mark.

D&C.........................Where Washington is.

Dilate......................To live long.

e***a.......................Not a friend.

Fester......................Quicker than someone else.

Fibula......................A small lie.

Genital.....................Non-Jewish person.

G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on.

Impotent....................Distinguis... well known.

Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane.

Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates.

Node........................I knew it.

Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.

Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative..............A letter carrier.

Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery.

r****m......................Darn near killed him.

Secretion...................Hiding something

Seizure.....................Roman emperor.

Tablet......................A small table.

Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor.......................More than one.

Urine.......................Opposite of you're out

Varicose....................Near by

Answer 1

These used to be ebonics medical terms from the 90s

Answer 2

Node.

Answer 3

I liked that

Answer 4

haha

i like cauterize and seizure.

Answer 5

HAHA! I loved them, those are good!

Answer 6

HA

thats good

Answer 7

I am in nursing school and found a copy of these. Read them to my clinical group the other day to give us a break from the stress of upcoming finals...lol. Good ones!!

Answer 8

haha. nice