A nun leaves the convent one morning to go play golf with her brother.
She returns to the convent that evening, and the Mother Superior asks her how her day was.
"Oh, horrible, Reverend Mother," she says, "just horrible."
"What happened?" Mother says.
"Well, while I was golfing, I took the Lord's name in vain."
"Oh, I see," the Mother Superior said. "What made you do that?"
"Well," the nun explained, "I teed off, and the ball sliced right into the trees."
"Oh," Mother said, "so that's when you took the Lord's name in vain."
"No, Reverend Mother," the nun said, "because the ball ricocheted off a tree, and landed right in the middle of the fairway. But then a squirrel came out, picked up my ball in its mouth, and started running off with it."
"So that's when you took the Lord's name in vain."
"No, Mother," the nun continued, "because a hawk swooped down, picked up the squirrel, and flew off with the ball still in the squirrel's mouth."
"Oh, so THAT'S when you took the Lord's name in vain."
"Oh, no, Mother," the nun said, "because the squirrel dropped the ball, and it landed right on the green -- just two feet from the cup!"
The Mother Superior crossed her arms, gave the nun a stern look, and said ........
..... "YOU MISSED THE F---ING PUTT, DIDN'T YOU???"
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