Have you invented a new type of AFL kick, how do you do it ?

Question

I need a need an invention, a type of AFL kick, banana kick, INVENTED, drop kick, INVENTED, Torpedo, INVENTED, bomb, INVENTED, etc. Best kick, that actually works will gain that 10 points, but you have too tell me what it's called, how you do it and how it improves youre kicking .

Answer 1

I invented it, but the name is priceless though, the side shoe kick, already guessing how too do it, hold the ball like you are about too kick it like a torpedo, but instead of kicking it, say youre a right footer, with the right side of youre foot, with the left side if youre right foot, never try this going for a shot for goal, only on the run and impossible shots.

Answer 2

mate fair dinkum, instead of selling the drugs the doctor gave you, why don't you try taking the things, you will improve a lot quicker good luck with it all, mate you are off your rocker.

Answer 3

WELL I DID IT BEFORE MATTY LLYOD HE COPIED ME THE BACK HEEL KICK I CALL IT THE WAITER I DONT KNOW WHY

Answer 4

Oh yes.  Try this one.  I used it against Macquarie University about 25 years ago.  What you do is gather the ball in one hand very close to goal.  Then you put the ball under your armpit and feign to turn around to shoot but in the process cleverly attract the defender into pole-axing you, ball-and-all, until the ball pops out over your semi-conscious head with the sheer pressure of the tackle.  As the pill squeezes over your shoulder, down your back and over your rump and down your leg, use an involuntary spasm caused by your cracking back to lash out with your foot.  Get the ball to strike the bottom of your boot and roll it over the line (and this is very important) off the left-most front stud on your boot.  This is almost guaranteed to be a goal, as it certainly was for me (they told me so in the ambulance).

PS Remember it's the LEFT front stud on the right boot.  Otherwise it's bound to fail.  And usually you should only do this once per game.

I call it the "yeah I planned that" kick.

Answer 5

You need a "kick up the as$" kick which is basically me kicking you in the as$.

Answer 6

kick off the knee, i do that kick ok