Have you messed up lyrics to a song?

Question

I did. I thought Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Bad Moon Rising"

was "There's a bathroom on the right," when it was "There's a bad moon on the rise." I also thought Johnny Rivers "Secret Agent Man" was "Secret Asian Man." There was another song that sounded like it was sung by Dido where she sings "I will poke my eyes out and surrender," but it was actually "I will put my hands up and surrender."

Another one was Manfred Mann's "Blinded By the Light."

I thought it was, "Revved up like a douche," but it actually is "revved up like a deuce."

Anyone messed up lyrics before? I am not the only one, me and my friends have talked about this. Feel free to share yours with us!

Answer 1

I will poke my eyes out and surrender - LOL.

I do it all the time...

I just don't sing it in public...

Answer 2

I do it ALLLLLLLLLLL the time... pretty embarrassing when you're just randomly singin in public & someone corrects you... happened to me befor

(-_-#)